Just to illustrate how insane the world press is when it comes to the World Cup, even the Hollywood Reporter has gotten in on the action, giving us their take on who would “play” the players if the World Cup ever made it to the big screen. Really, though, while we think the Wayne Rooney as played by the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Flea choice is inspired, with worldwide viewership hovering somewhere north of the 1 Billion (with a B) mark, we’re not sure the screen needs to be much bigger.